What about make the sugar cookies extra large and make ice cream sandwiches out of them? You could adulterate/throw some extra shit in the cookies to create a little interest, maybe some citrus zest or a bunch of nice spices and choose a really lush ice cream, voila cookiewich. » 11/23/14 2:40pm Sunday 2:40pm

She doesn't seem unbalanced to me (though a little weird maybe), she seems like one of those people in LA that kind of hovers on the periphery of show business and because they're not on the inside has weird ideas about how people become successful. Like, the type that would think her daughter stretching next to Andy… » 11/21/14 11:58am Friday 11:58am

I personally don't like pumpkin things but when making Thanksgiving stuff for people who do I once made a pretty delicious pumpkin bread pudding with caramel sauce that people loved. Also I'm a big fan of mince pie which is too intense for a lot of people but if you dig strong flavors like molasses it's fucking… » 11/21/14 10:12am Friday 10:12am

Are gay guys in that short supply around there that the act of asking one something is a novelty worth reading about? They need to niche-ify that further. "Ask a Pissed Off Tongan Gay Guy" or "Ask a Gay Guy With Necrotizing Fasciitis." » 11/17/14 8:41pm 11/17/14 8:41pm

Yeah, I goddamned like goddamned vegetables and all that. My problem is I'm too lazy to make healthy food into delicious dishes all the time so it winds up being very Spartan, like a plain chicken breast and some plain steamed brussels sprouts or something. » 11/16/14 6:20pm 11/16/14 6:20pm